4 Hour Party People

Last Saturday I was thrust into the decadent world that is the preschool birthday party circuit. In this hedonistic social whirl, there’s no such thing as extravagance when it comes to the kids. When it comes to conversation among the parents, no bodily function is taboo. Am I too square for this swinging scene?

While I was a bit overwhelmed, the birthday girl was perfectly comfortable in her sea of newly acquired Polly Pocket paraphernalia.