Gozilla V. The Mulch Monster or If Stink Had a Face

It's that time of year again on campus, time to spread tons of fecund, reeking mulch on all the flower beds so that when the high rolling alums and parents show up at graduation, they can marvel at the landscaping and declare, "Now that's endowment money well spent! To whom shall I make out this big juicy donation check?"

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