Imagined Dialog from Two Spotless Minds

Inspired by true events.

Mother: Hey, the kids look bored.
Friend/Sister: Sure do. You know how left out toddlers feel when they're not on the town on a Saturday night.
Mother: I know, let's take them to the movies!
Friend/Sister: Right!
Mother: You know little Nae Nae has been begging me to take her to "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
Friend/Sister: Is that what's she's been trying to say?
Mother: She thinks Jim Carrey is a trip. Well, let's go.

(later that night)
Friend/Sister: Can you believe those people, giving us dirty looks, shhing us like they owned the place!
Mother: Yeah, it's not our fault the babies were loud. It was the movie. I mean, what was up with that? Shit kept disappearing and rewinding. I was about to start babbling and running up and down the aisle myself. Nae Nae is very disappointed in Jim Carrey.
Friend/Sister: What's that, Nae Nae? What's she trying to say now.
Mother: What'd you think she's trying to say? "Kill Bill 2," of course.
Friend/Sister: Right!
Mother: That'll keep her quiet.