Mid Brain and Middle School Brain

In the interest of pseudoscience, I present my theory of the middle school brain.

The middle school brain is located directly above the mid brain, or so called "reptile brain." It is source of hopeless crushes, the snickering reflex, persistent irreverence, hateration, and the drive to purchase shiny knick knacks and pretty drinks rather than make sound investments.

I base my theory on the completely subjective observation of a sample of one. The subject, although well past junior high, continues to exhibit early adolescent behaviors. The only explanation must be the presence of a middle school brain tissue within the subject's head. When asked to comment, the subject replied, "Like, whatever."