My Land, You Guys!

The Thanksgiving visit to Memphis was fantastic. That city is climbing higher on my list of favorite places. The Sun Studios tour was cool. They even have an adjoining cafe with all the hipsters you can eat. I even enjoyed attending church services on Sunday. Still, I'm too much of a Yankee to handle pokey pace and hokey charms of the South for more than a week or so. I nearly lost it when one of my aunts let yet another party cut ahead of us. Then, I accidentally said, "Oh my god!" in front of my cousin. I'm sure she's forgiven me. Isn't that what Jesus would do? I love y'all in Memphis, but you guys will never get me to say "My Land!" with a straight face.