I Blame Patrick Stoner for this Dream

Last night, I dreamed that in an effort to generate more visitors and revenue, the Smithsonian had decided to go Epcot. They built a new amusement complex with a theme that I can only describe as "Asian Fusion Metropolis." The park looked like a large neighborhood next to a canal. They wanted to appeal to families and college kids on spring break who wanted something a bit more sophisticated. I went into a grocery store in the park, but the security started to trail me when they noticed that I wasn't interested in buying any of their overpriced liquor. I was, however, interested in purchasing one of the cool monocles available at another store.

I blame Patrick Stoner for this dream. Last night on WHYY, they showed one of his cheesy Hollywood interviews with the director of the Night at the Museum sequel, which is set in the Smithsonian.