Not Perimenopausal, Actually Adolescent

Yesterday, I went to my gynecologist to get the low down on the state of my nether regions and he clarified his earlier statement that my parts are pretty much okay and that, in fact, if I wanted to get knocked up, he knew just the person for the job (an endocrinologist, don't get too excited.) I have to hand it to my gynecologist for being non-judgmental.

That night, I stayed up late writing lyrics to a non-existent song. I haven't done anything like that since 9th grade.