Half Assed Holiday

The 2011 winter holiday season has been the most half-assed of my life. Not since I painted a rock in day care and presented it as a gift to my parents have I put in so little effort.

I didn't knit anything for anyone in the family and I don't plan to.

This evening, I thought, what the heck? I'll make some Christmas cookies. I forgot to put peppermint in the peppermint meringues. My stash of brown sugar was a rock hard mass, so a quick batch of oatmeal cookies was out of the question.

If a Grinch showed up at my place, he'd have nothing to steal and nothing to return on Christmas morning.

Oh well. So what? At least this won't happen to me: