Erotica In Excelsis Deo

Quiqui's recent post leads me to say that if someone isn't already making porn for the faithful, then they ought to, because there's gold in them hills.

If Christian rock sells, surely holy porn has an audience. The devout are probably enjoying regular porn just as much as anyone else (perhaps more), but imagine if they could walk into Blockbuster and proudly pick up a copy of Behind the Song of Soloman, It Was Worth Waiting for the Wedding Night, Holy Horny Holy or some such?

This erotic anthology I read contained a short story written by a devout Muslim woman. It confused the heck out of me, but the editors thought it hot enough to include.

My people have no problem mixing their faith with their sexuality. Sometimes it's hypocritical, sometimes it's beautiful. Often it's Prince.

The black republican lady I've talked to a couple of times --a woman who complains about feminism and homosexuality-- loves video porn. "Erotica," she calls it, and she'd smack you down if you told her she shouldn't watch it.