The Noises Above

Rather than tell my vocally frisky neighbors to pipe down, I've decided to exploit them by judging their nightly performances here in my blog.

I give last night's concert a 6 out of 10. I sensed a slight improvement. The woman gave her most believable performance to date. What could bump up the team's scoring score? I'll move them up to a 7 if they incorporate one of the following into their routine:

-use of language. Right now it's just grunts, moans, and ohs. Too inarticulate for my taste.
-anything that sounds remotely kinky. These guys are way too vanilla.
-greater endurance (I will keep my stop watch at the ready)