I Want What I Don't Need

Look at these gorgeous things from my homeland. There's a whole web site full of such pretties. Would they not convey my inner style? Would they not make charming gifts for charming friends?





But, oh, I do not need them and I should spend my money on food, rent and investments.

And I am now procrastinating to avoid a boring task that is only fit for robots.

Confound it.