Mass Quantities

What have I been doing for the past few weeks? Eating mass quantities of grilled food, drinking much beer, trying to play ultimate, procrastinating on exercise, waiting to buy a love seat, reconsolidating student loans, undercooking potatoes, crocheting small bags and an exquisite washcloth, thinking too much about the movie Cars, looking at relatives look at the Amish, spotting an elderly usher around the neighborhood, bracing myself for new attempts to find dates, drawing conceptual maps of various media, rethinking what the hell I ought to be doing at work, dreaming weird-ass dreams, scratching mosquito bites.