Dream within a Dream or That Carl Reiner was so Avant Garde

Since nothing new is really happening in my life, let me tell you about my dreams.

A couple of nights ago, I had a dream in which I was watching Rob and Laura from The Dick Van Dyke Show have a dream in which Rob had escalators for feet. The show's closing credits looked like they were done by Dziga Vertov.

Last night, I dreamed that I took a pregnancy test at some clinic. The medical technician sort of forgot I was there for a while, then suddenly blurted out "Yeah, you're pregnant. It's a girl and her name is Elizabeth."