Why the Hell Would I Try Again?

The online store is Nordstrom. The category in question is "suits & separates."

"We're sorry. We do not have any items in this category available in size Tall XL (16-18). Please select a different size and color from the dropdown and try again."

Maybe they want me to lose weight and try again. But no. They don't have any Tall L or Tall M, so I guess they want me to try when I get shorter.

Maybe they hope I'll come down with a quick case of osteoporosis.