Ashyknees' Time Killer

The author is willing, but her punctuation is weak.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Movies to Do Your Hair By

Sure, it won a special prize at Cannes, but Visconti's Death in Venice is not a good movie to watch while doing any kind of hair rolling, braiding or stylized twisting. Your quest for beauty will probably end like Gustav's.

Maybe if I watched Kirikou and the Sorceress, not only would my hair be magical, but my breasts would be as nubile as the day they came in.