At A Bar

Last night at a restaurant bar that I frequent, I talked with:
-A white man who claims to transend race and history
-A black republican erotic video fan
-A dancer who dreams of owning a mansion in Louisiana where he will run a company out of the former slave quarters in the back
-A former black panther party leader and skeet shooting expert
-People who have been stitched, stapled, and glued back together
-A small linguist who said I had natural talent in that field because I quickly explained to the white man the probable reasons why we say Moscow instead of MOCKBA and Germany instead of Deutchland.