Don't Do Anything Rash

I'll be blunt. I have a rash. Perhaps 2 kinds of rash.

I killed at least an hour on the phone trying to make an appointment with my general practitioner to get some help. Finally, after the usual absurdities, I got an appointment in February.

Rather than spend 2 more months with the itch, I am willing to consider advice from the general public. I will also try WebMd.

Long ago, when I was uninsured, I would get free medical advice from my neighborhood independent pharmacist. One was located on the cusp of Mpls/St. Paul, the other on the cusp of Prospect Park and Crown Heights.

Also, who wants to see pictures of my rash? It's on my arm.