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My, these Andes Creme de Menthe Thins are refreshing!

Shh This!

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Gross = Evil

The gross-out prolifers are on campus again today with their huge bloody fetus posters. It makes me want to post some enlarged photographs of surgery, the menstrual cycle, or perhaps a picture of Rocky drinking raw chicken eggs opposite them.

I also had to resist the urge to stand in front of them and wretch, just dry heave for a good ten minutes at their feet, then say "You win. You really make me nauseous. If I thought with my stomach, I guess I would be pro-life now."

Pity the Model

pity the Model,
originally uploaded by ashyknees.

In real life, this is a slim, agile man with aqualine features and a fine forehead. But tonight he was fat, then emaciated. He became Dubya, Kaiser Soze and Ray Liotta all at once. Then he shifted from one adolescent fantasy figure to another as young women gave him false lashes and magna sized eyes.

I alone aged him, grew him, shrank him, then beefed up his slender frame only to leave him with a tiny head and a mitten for a hand.

Poor guy.

Hope and Garlic

Garlic is supposed to be good for for health, but many people avoid it because it has brought them pain in the past. Hope is like that for me.

P.S. I once ate a whole head of roasted garlic and it totally cleared up my face in one day!