Ashyknees' Time Killer

The author is willing, but her punctuation is weak.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Sunday Science


Philadelphia Academy of Natural Sciences
Originally uploaded by michaeljpatrick

On Sunday, I went to The Academy of Natural Sciences. Its a great way to keep wee ones and not so wee ones entertained on chilly days. And if you're not careful, you just might learn something.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Kumbaya...Not!

Sorry to shift gears from yesterday's therapeutic post. I wrote it to keep myself together because I'm really pissed off.

I once heard that for every jar of peanut butter, there is a legally acceptable amount of rat feces. Right now, Hillary's jar contains a few turds too many.

If Hillary becomes the democratic candidate for President through some procedural shenanigans, she's got a lot of bridge building to do. The Clintons expect to use radical-baiting, fear-mongering tactics to appeal to the precious swing voters, then turn around and count on support from people like me. If they want to pull that kind of trick again, they could at least send me a card, give me a wink, throw me a bone. But no. Hillary's primary campaign did next to nothing to earn my vote. I guess my zip code wasn't on her list. Meanwhile, Obama supporters were in my park registering new voters. SEIU sent me flyers. AFSCME? Nothing. I didn't even see any of her TV ads. Are re-runs of the Simpsons too high-fallutin' for her? If she doesn't value my vote now, maybe she won't miss it in November. There is no one-way karma-- if you'll forgive the funny-sounding, foreign expression.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Next

The primary ends as expected.

In spite of my anxiety about what happens next, I must acknowledge these good things. I voted for someone, not against someone. I chose to act with optimism. I did not settle.

If I continue in this vein, I will see more good days than bad days.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Two Firsts

On Saturday, I attended my first Seder dinner.

On Sunday, I played in the first kickball game of the season.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Bigger than a Matchstick

Last night, I was among the crowd at the Obama rally.

WAITING IN LINE
I arrived at 5th and Market street at about 5:30 or so. I was moved and fascinated by the unofficial looking t-shirts and buttons so many local people were wearing. Some carried framed portrait posters of Barack and Michelle Obama that reminded me of souvenirs from the wedding of Charles and Diana or those Kennedy or King wall cameos. This is the type of hopeful, homely expression that I rarely see while I'm working on campus or even walking through my particular patch of West Philadelphia.

First I wound up waiting in line between some white baby boomers--one reading a copy of Candide, another comparing the number of Obama cookies to the number of Hillary cookies that he'd sold at his bakery--and two female Temple U.(I'm pretty sure that's what they said) students --one white, one black-- who discussed, among other things, the finer points of cashiering, how to tell if attractive men were worthy of receiving one of their Obama stickers and the career of Tyra Banks. Our little section of the line wasn't exemplary sample of the crowd, except that it showed that it was a pretty mixed group. We were standing near Benjamin Franklin's grave, waiting patiently.

WAITING ON THE MALL
Shortly after they opened the temporary gates to Independence Mall around 6 p.m., we made our way to the grass. (I tried not to think of it as a grassy knoll, although one student near me did call it that later in the evening.) I was separated from my line mates. I came across a clump of seated white people who were about my age. One of them complemented my shoes. (She too was wearing Clarks, or so it appeared). They recommended that I have a seat, but I feared getting stiff, so stayed upright. I staked a claim to a little patch of grass between a Benetton ad like cluster of Penn Students, a white mom and her Sudoku-playing son, and two black women. We were in the middle section of grass. There was no way for us to get into the first section of grass where the stage was. I was able to get through a chapter of The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle before things got too tight for me to read comfortably.

THE OPENING ACTS
Unlike the Kerry rally that I went to almost 4 years ago, there was no roster of regional political hot shots to keep the crowd warm. A man and a woman got on stage. The woman asked the crowd to "be Obama," which, of course, didn't win much applause. Then they invited some volunteers to come up and be thanked, so we clapped for them.

The dude who sings that "the angel opens her eyes" song performed a few numbers. Pretty much everyone sang along when he played "Imagine." He was joined by another more famous dude who's name escapes me. For some reason, a few people thought Will Smith was going to be there. Of course, there was talk of John Legend making an appearance. These were two of many little rumors that zipped through the crowd.

The live acts exited and we were entertained by our own speculations and a series of popular hit recordings. In the section in front of us, I watched children of all colors clasp hands and dance in circles. It was like a Unicef Christmas card. Of course they were happy and harmonious--their parents had scored better seats. If that site didn't warm my heart, others did. For instance, nothing can move me in quite the same way as watching a 55-plus year old white guy with a white beard and a Hippocrates baseball cap getting down to Aretha Franklin's rendition (but is there any other?) of "Respect."

One of the taller, lankier Penn students would occasionally shout "I'm so hungry. . .for change!" He and his friends regretted not bringing a pizza. Their group didn't seem too unhappy as they chatted and texted and made plans for the rest of the night. The announcements for the rally said not to bring bags, so I only brought my purse, never mind dinner. The Independence Mall museum people were selling water and snacks, but there was little to keep me going except the oldies hits, curiosity and enthusiasm.

PO PO, PO PO, and PO
The mall was crawling with all kinds of law enforcement from park rangers to secret service. Police on Segways kept zipping back and forth in front of the barricade between our section of grass and the one in front of it. Thick necked men in suits stood their ground. We pointed out the men in black, posted on nearby rooftops with enormous binoculars and weapons. Even though I didn't see anyone get searched or any confiscated bags, the area seemed pretty secure, especially when they shined the enormous lights on us as the sun went down.

LOW POINTS
The lights were the worst part of the experience. I didn't feel the need for sunglasses until the sun was gone and they blasted us with these kleigs from hell. I shielded my eyes behind one of the taller Penn kids. Also somewhat disturbing was this toe-headed little boy sitting on some adult's shoulders who would randomly yell "Barack Obama!" with a fierce passion. He reminded me of that movie "The Tin Drum." I also didn't appreciate the guy who decided to wear a ball cap with the word Pimpin' emblazoned across the front.

THE SPEECH
At last, a new announcement from the loud speaker. A voice asked us to welcome. . .some lady. I felt sorry for this woman. A few people actually booed her. She was probably all excited to have this opportunity to introduce Barack Obama, only to get booed for not being him. That's Philly, I thought. I guess it was around 9 p.m. when Obama finally hit the stage. From where I stood, he appeared to be slightly bigger than a match stick. As expected, he didn't say anything completely new. Still, we clapped and called out at the appropriate moments. A couple of guys marveled out loud at how well he elicited response from the audience. A few older women decided to start leaving early to avoid the possible crush. It was all over in thirty minutes or so. One of the Penn boys said something like "Yeah, we hung out on the grass for a few hours. It was a good time."

TAKIN' IT TO MARKET STREET
The most amazing thing occurred after the speech. I was a bit anxious about my exit strategy. Could everyone leave the mall in an orderly fashion? I decided not to head straight for the El, thinking that it would be choked up and the turnstiles. I would walk a bit. Things seemed to be going smoothly, no bottlenecks anywhere, then I noticed that huge numbers of people were walking westward on Market Street, not the sidewalk but the street. It seemed that the rally had taken over the westbound lane! I thought maybe the city had decided to close that lane to motor traffic, but no. I'd never been surrounded by so many happy people, especially not so close to the Gallery. I'm not used to feeling like a part of such a group, or any large group. I can't say I was fully swept up in it. I did stay on the sidewalk. Someone waved a Change sign in front of the Allentown-bound motorcoach that was preparing to turn onto Market, but the driver just smirked and shook his head. I felt bad for the driver and the cabbies that were trying to move through. This was not some protest which warranted the disruption of business. The people who remained on the street appeared to be a bunch of oblivious college kids. The west bound cabbies honked in frustration, but the east bound cabbies were honking and waving in unity with the crowd. Maybe this is what Philly would be like if one of our pro sports teams won a national championship.

I entered the trolley system at 13th and Market. As I headed down the steps, I heard some teenage boys complain that Obama didn't say anything at the rally that they hadn't already heard before. Poor guys. I got on the trolley and everyone seemed especially friendly. People were giving up seats for moms, the elderly, and even for completely able-bodied men. Some passengers had been at the rally, others had not.

MORE POLICE
Unfortunately, shortly after the trolley got to West Philly and reemerged from the tunnel, a cop car pulled ahead of it, lights and sirens blasting, and stopped. The conductor announced that we might as well get out and walk because this train wasn't going anywhere anytime soon since "Philadelphia's finest" was at work right in front of it. As I stepped out of the trolley car, I saw a line of police vehicles parked on Chester Avenue. One of the passengers grumbled about how the police always ruin things, as if these cops had parked in her way in on purpose, never mind their bust or whatever they were doing.

So the euphoria faded somewhere between 45th and 48th streets. It was cool while it lasted. How many people will take the spirit of the rally and act on it this coming Tuesday and beyond remains to be seen.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Free Movie

Well, it's not a movie movie, but it is free.

Sick Around the World is a Frontline documentary about health care in other capitalist democracies.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Bone

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

So Long, Northworst

Perhaps only an American gets nostalgic about the regional brand names of her youth. First it was Donaldsons, then Daytons. Now Northwest Airlines --once known as Northwest Orient(gong!)-- is being absorbed by mergers, too.

When the last NWA logo has been painted over and the flights are still delayed, I will no longer hear the aw shucks jibe "that's Northworst for you" from knowing midwesterners stuck in terminals with me. What will we say now when we get poor service? Dolta? Hellta? Whoever smelt it Delta?

At least I still have Target and my adopted east coast favorite CVS. Now I have a sudden craving for my kindergarten delight, the Pearson's Salted Nut Roll.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Weekend Table

You may have to scroll down to read the table. Sorry.





















































PleasuresPeevesTrade Off Value
Playing kickball in the park being embarrased by droopy sweatpants worth it
Sending holiday gifts to children in the family not getting thanked for holiday gifts until gifts are mentioned to children's parent who happens to call only to avoid harrassment from an elder. worth it, but may send smaller gifts in future
Watching a funny DVD with that special someone. Listening to that special someone predict what was going to happen next in the movie. worth it...this time
Watching adorable kid take a nap Having to be quiet so not to wake kid worth it
Roasted organic butternut squash Finally thinking that there's time to roast squash, but forgetting that is in the oven and burning it to a crisp not worth it
Painting a decent (for a beginner) watercolor Painting a bunch of crappy watercolors before painting a decent watercolor. worth it
Obama's Annie Oakley Joke Hearing the same stupid racial and political arguments I heard from my high school and college classmates replayed on the national stage during an endless primary.jury still out
Trying a new restaurant on a whim Fear that restaurant will suckworth it
Living in the U.S.A. paying income taxnot rich enough or poor enough to get out of that one

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Baby Mama Game

If only I could create online promotions like this.

http://www.kewlbox.com/games/GameLaunch.aspx?GameId=286

Monday, April 07, 2008

Renewed Ambition

After watching The Pixar Story at the Philly Film Festival and being contacted thought facebook by yet another college classmate with a better job title than me, I have renewed ambition. Why can't I have a cooler job that pays better?

My current job is pleasant enough, but unless I want to buy a hovel instead of a home, never travel anywhere that might require a hotel stay, or celebrate paying off all my student loans on the day I retire, I'd better start making some serious money. Today's economy blows, but now is a good time to strategize. Yeah, strategize. That's the kind of word rich people use, ain't it?

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Nail and I

Yesterday morning I went to my general practitioner for a routine check up. Three hours later, I left the medical building with a huge bandage on my right big toe. That's what I get for showing my ingrown toenail to a doctor. I thought, oh, I'll just show it to her to make sure I that I'm treating the ingrown toenail correctly.

My toes are really far away from my eyes. Also, I've always had hideous feet. I guess what looked normal to me from nearly 2 yards was actually pretty nasty looking to my doctor. She sent me straight off to the foot clinic down the hall from her office. I'd been to this clinic before. I always feel guilty in its waiting room because compared to the old folks I usually find in there, I'm like an Olympic athlete. I feel like I have no business even taking one of the chairs in there.

*WARNING, MORE NAST AHEAD*

When I finally saw the foot doctor, a resident I guess, he told me that I could get my nail permanently trimmed right then and there. Sure, I said. Let's end this here.

The doctor left the room and I snapped a few pictures of my toe. These pictures brought home the true ickiness of my condition.

Then the doctor returned, catching me in the strange act of photographing my toe. I caught site of the anesthetic needle. My needle phobia management has vastly improved over the years, thanks to a long series of dental procedures. I thought I could handle this poking in stride, until it hit me. THIS DUDE IS GOING TO STICK A LONG NEEDLE INTO MY FOOT! I freaked out just a little at the first poke.

I had to take a break. But miraculously I pulled myself together. With the help of a magazine, some deep breathing and some chit chat from the doctor, I survived the foot stabbing. I only cried out once.

My toe changed from brown to a pale yellow. The holes were the needle had been first oozed drugs, then blood. It was a fascinating sight, but I resisted the urge to take more pictures.

After I was numb and the real doctor came in to make sure the young doctor wasn't sawing my foot off or anything, it was snip and yank. Problem solved for now. (According to the real doctor, getting a permanent clipping was a bad idea because my toe was already infected and ablation of the nail matrix would encourage the infection to get comfortable and stay a while.)

The young doctor asked if I wanted to keep the nail clipping, adding that a lot of people like to keep them. I may take pictures of my feet, but I'm not going to carry around some raggedy bloody nail with me for old times' sake.

Anyway, today my toe looks much better and feels wonderful. All of the nastiness is gone, so I guess the toenailectomy was worth the time and the copay.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Losing It

My fear that dating would eat my brain has been realized.

While no one who has known me for more than a week will tell you that I'm the most level-headed and together woman, I think that in the past few years I've been doing an acceptable job of keeping track of my crucial personal belongings (give or take a couple of shoes) under most conditions. At least I haven't locked myself out of my apartment in years.

Since I started hanging around with MJP, I've been leaving my stuff all over the place again. Yesterday, I went to visit him on a school night, in part to pick up the backpack that I'd left in his car. On the PATCO ride to his place, I realized that I'd left my cell phone at home, so I couldn't contact him directly to let him know when to meet me at the station. Much confusion followed.

Being completely single for most of my adult life, I've come to expect very little assistance when schlepping my stuff around. Now that I have access to someone who will voluntarily lift things for me, I think it's going to my head.

The good news is that leaving my things with MJP gives me more excuses to see him in between our regularly scheduled meetings.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I'm Dead

Ha, ha.